Sunday, July 31, 2011

And after the Women's Day ...

A man was SICK and TIRED of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

And further jealous of her, as she received lot of Women's Day wishes and compliments
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
 
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"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.Amen!"
 
Poof!!!
 
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
 
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The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose,
 
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cooked breakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids,
 
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Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast,
 
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Packed their lunches, Drove them to school, Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
 
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Took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
 
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Went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries,
 
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Paid the bills and balanced the check book...
 
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He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
 
Then, it was already 1.00pm
 
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And he hurried to make the beds...
 
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...do the laundry...
 
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vacuum, Dust, And sweep and mop the kitchen floor...
 
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...Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
 
Set out milk and cookies and...
 
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...got the kids organized to do their homework. Then,
 
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set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30pm,
 
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he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad...
 
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...rolled meatballs and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper,
 
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He cleaned the kitchen, Ran the dishwasher.. .
 
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...Folded laundry, Bathed the kids, And put them to bed. At 9.00pm,
 
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He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love,
 
which he managed to get through without complaint.
 
The next morning,he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:
 
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"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, Oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!"
 
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait NINE MONTHS, though. You got pregnant last night."

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Lankan Post: Murder 2

Lankan Post: Murder 2: " Download Link http://www.filestube.com/4a6c6bbe0799da9d03eb/go.html http://www.filestube.com/c55fe84853f965f303ea/go.html Mohit Suri..."

Murder 2

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Mohit Suri directed Murder 2 and the movie was produced by Mukesh Bhatt. The main actors in this suspense lusty movie are Emraan Hashmi, Jacqueline Fernandez and Sudhanshu Pandey. The other actors unleashed in the movie are Shweta kawatra, Prashant Narayanan, Sulagna Panigrahi, Sandeep Sikand.
Murder 2 which was shot more in Mumbai and Goa includes a very hot item song Aa Zara, Yana Gupta does the item number with class. Murder 2 story was written by Mahesh Bhatt and Shagufta Rafique. The extremely good Murder 2 songs was composed by Harshit Saxena, Mithoon, Sangeet Haldipur and Siddharth Haldipur.







HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE........

Valuable Piece of information


 


Let's say it's 6.15p m and you're going home (alone of

course), after an unusually hard day on the job.

You're really tired, upset and frustrated.



Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your

chest that starts to adiate out into your arm and up

into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the

hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don't

know if you'll be able to make it that far. You have

been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the

course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.



HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart

attack, without help,the person whose heart is beating

improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only

about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.



However,these victims can help themselves by coughing

repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should

be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep

and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep

inside the chest.



A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two

seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until

the heart is felt to be beating normally again.



Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing

movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood

circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also

helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart

attack victims can get to a hospital. Tell as many

other people as possible about this. It could save

their lives!!



A cardiologist says If everyone who gets this mail

sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we'll save at

least one life.

Rather sending jokes pls contribute by forwarding this mail
which can save a person's life....

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