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ඇම්ඩ - රචනාව

ඇම්ඩ ඉස්කෝලේ යන පළමු දවසය.යන්නේ කොච්චියේය.කෝච්චිය එනතුරු උදේම ඇම්ඩ එක්ක ඉස්ටෙසමට ගිය ඇම්ඩගේ තාත්තට මු ඉස්ටේසමේ දමා යන්නට තරම් මුගෙන් වදේය.දකින දකින හැමදෙයක් ගැනම මුට දැනගන්නට ඕනය.කොටින්ම කිවොත් මුට ඕනේ නැති බිජ්ජක් නැතිය.කොහොමින් කොහොම හරි ඇම්ඩව ඇදගෙන කෝච්චියට ගොඩ උනාය.ඇම්ඩ කෝච්චියේ යන්නේ ෆස්ට් ටයිම් ය.ඇම්ඩට වැඩේ පට්ට ෆන්ය,අල්ලලා යනවය.කොටින්ම කීවොත් ප්‍රශ්න කෝටියකි.
"තාත්තේ මොකද්ද මේ එන සද්දේ"
"ආ පුතේ ඒක කෝච්චියේ සද්දේ නේ,ඔය හුට හූ….හුට හූ….කියල එන්නේ එකනේ."
ඔන්න ඇම්ඩ දැන් පංතියේය.ටීචර්ද පන්තියට ආවය. පළමු දවස නිසා ඔය ළමයි තමුන් දන්න දෙයක් ගැන පොඩි රචනයක් ලියල ගෙන්න මට බලන්න.එකසිය ගනනට කල්පනා කර ඇම්ඩද රචනයක් ලීවාය.මුගේ රචනාව කෝච්චිය ගැනය.මුළු කොලය පුරාම ලියා ඇත්තේ වචන දෙකකි.හුට හූ හුට හූ හුට හූ හුට හූ……….කෝච්චිය ගැන මු දන්නා ඉලවුවක් නැත.දන්නා හුට හූ ඒක ලීවාය.ටීචර්ටත් මුගේ ගැන දුකය.පොඩි එකානේ. ටීචර් මුට පහදා දීමට ඉදිරිපත් විය.
"ඇම්ඩ පුතා කෝච්චියේ හුට හූ කියල සද්ද දෙකක් නැහැ,තියෙන්නේ "හූ" කියන සද්දේ විතරයි.එනිසා පුතා "හුට මකන්න" යි ටීචර් ඇම්ඩ ගේ හිස අතග ආදරෙන් කිවාය.
මේක හුට මකන පාටක් නැත.
 හා හොදයි,දැන් හොද පුතා වගේ "හුට මකන්න",ටීචර් කොහොම කිවත් ඇම්ඩ නෙමිය හුට මකන්නේ,ටීචර්ට එකසිය ගානට මලය.මුගේ මුරණ්ඩු කම එනවා යන්න ප්‍රින්සිපල් ලඟට.මරණන් ගෙනියන හරක ලෙස ඇම්ඩවද කනෙන් ඇදගන ගිය ටීචර් දැන් පිනා ළඟය.
 "බලන්න සර් මේ ඇට්ටර කොල්ලට කොච්චර කීවත් හුට මකන්න කියල මු අහන්නේ නැහැ නේ සර්" පිනාටත් පට්ටම ආතල්ය,කන්න පිනා තියෙනවනම් ඉබ්බා ඔෆිස් එකට එනවා කියන්නේ මේවාටය.
 "හරි හරි ටීචර් ඕකට ඔය පොඩි කොල්ල කරදර කරන්න ඕනේ නැහැ,මම ඒ වැඩේ කොරල දෙන්නම්කො" කියා ඇම්ඩව එලවාගත් පිනා අහවල් රාජකාරිය මහා ඉහලින්ම ටීචර්ට කළේය. දැන් ඇම්ඩට ටීචර් ගැන දුකය,එනිසා ටීචර් එන්න කලින්ම මු හුට මැකුවය.වැඩේ අහවර වී අමාරුවෙන් පන්ති කාමරයට එන ටීචර්ව ඇම්ඩ දැක්කය.වැඩේට කොහොම නමුත් මුගේ හිතටත් හරි නැත.මුටත් ටීචර් ගැන සැහෙන්න දුකය.අමාරුවෙන් පන්තියට එන ටීචර් ලඟට ලං වූ ඇම්ඩ,ටීචර්ගෙන් ආදරයෙන් මෙසේ අහුවාය.


ටීචර් "හූ ත් මකන්නද"?

Parrot flower

According to the gentleman who took the photos it is Impatiens psittacina. He happens to have a botanical background and is an excellent plant grower in Thailand. I have not conversed with him personally but through an intermediary since he is Thai and does not speak English. The plant was identified at the Royal Botanical Garden Kew in 1901 and was discovered in 1899 in the Shaw States of Burma. It is only found in portions of Burma and northern Thailand and as such is quite rare. According to the grower it is very difficult to cultivate and requires a local natural pollinator to produce seeds. It also requires very specific soil pH in order to prosper and produce the "blue" coloration. If you care to read about the species you can find more information on this website, The Exotic Rainforest at www.ExoticRainforest.com  Look for the plant on the Plants Collection page under its botanical name, Impatiens psittacina.

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And after the Women's Day ...

A man was SICK and TIRED of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

And further jealous of her, as she received lot of Women's Day wishes and compliments
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

 

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.Amen!"

 

Poof!!!

 

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

 

 

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He arose,

 

cooked breakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids,

 

Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast,

 

Packed their lunches, Drove them to school, Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,

 

Took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

 

Went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries,

 

Paid the bills and balanced the check book...

 

He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

 

Then, it was already 1.00pm

 

And he hurried to make the beds...

 

...do the laundry...

 

vacuum, Dust, And sweep and mop the kitchen floor...

 

...Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.

 

Set out milk and cookies and...

 

 

...got the kids organized to do their homework. Then,

 

 

set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30pm,

 

 

he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad...

 

 

...rolled meatballs and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper,

 

 

He cleaned the kitchen, Ran the dishwasher.. .

 

 

...Folded laundry, Bathed the kids, And put them to bed. At 9.00pm,

 

 

He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love,

 

which he managed to get through without complaint.

 

The next morning,he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:

 

 

"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, Oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!"

 

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait NINE MONTHS, though. You got pregnant last night."

There is a Dog Driving That Car

just quit drinking

This particular joke won an award for the best joke competition Organized in Britain:
 

A man walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of

beer

and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in

turn.

 

When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more.

 

The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the

glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."

 

 

The man replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in

Dubai, the other in Canada and I'm here in London.

 

When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember

the days when we drank together.

 

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.

 

The man became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.

 

He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn.

 

One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars

notice and fall silent.

 

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,"

 

I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere

condolences on your great loss. "

 

The man  looked confused for a moment, then he laughs .... "Oh,

no,"

he, said, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive" .

 

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I have just quit drinking!!!

Nandamma...

no one will sleep with your wife

Take a break........ Have fun!


 All these are good  ones............

 NO.  1
A man was  so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples  while she was asleep.  The next day, their driver died of  poisoning.


NO.2
A man is  dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son  asked Dad why?  He answered so that when I am dead, no one will sleep  with your mum.


NO.3
A lady  lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the  husband. Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear  panties.

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